Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Top 5 Best Selling iPad Apps for Hard Times

 App #5

Fantasy Fed

$2.99

Description

You’re in charge of the U.S. Economy!  That’s right; the fiscal health of America is in your hands.

STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF BILLIONAIRES
Turn up the sound and hear your own crashing footsteps and God-like laugh as you walk “The Street” while brokers and bankers avert their eyes.   

MESS WITH THE MINDS OF U.S. PRESIDENTS AND POLITICIANS
Drop wizard-like into the virtual Senate and watch the President cower as you speak; then take the leader of the free world to dinner and see him jump as you pat your pockets pretending you’ll get the check.

CREATE YOUR OWN BUBBLES … THEN WATCH ‘EM POP
Bankers taken enough money out of those housing and stock bubbles you created?  Well just raise the prime, Mr. Fed, and watch those bubbles pop - virtual bubble solution and giant bubble wand included to create your own housing, stock, gold, and sub-prime market bubbles.

SPIN THE WHEEL OF IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE!
Feeling a little sluggish today because of the worst U.S. economy since the Great Depression?  Well it looks like someone forgot they were running the show!!  True life carnival sights and sounds put you at the center of an economic sideshow where there’s a sucker born every minute and you can spin until the rise in U.S. consumer credit card debt makes you giddy with delight.

CREATE PRIME RATE FEVER
Keep America guessing and wet your pants laughing as you play with the prime.   4%?  10%?  How about No%?  That’s right charge whatever you want.  You don’t have to stop until we’ve been forced to mortgage every last national park to the Chinese.**  

(** Available only in Deluxe Mandarin Edition with “Fat Yankee” Inflatable National Debt Feature)


What’s new in Version 1.0.1  
  •  Fixed Market Crash issues on Debt-Ceiling debate start-up
  • Resolved stability problems with U.S. Constitutional Amendment module 
 
 
This is the first in a 5 part series of "the top 5 best selling apps for hard times as reported in Online Scammers Magazine ... Next Week - App #4: "I'm Employed! (Deluxe)"