App #3
“Foreclose This” Pro
Free*
Description
The bankers are coming for the house; but you’ve got a plan …and a shotgun to go with it.
THE LENDERS DONE YOU WRONG!
You had a credit score so low your own mother wouldn’t lend to you … but the bank gave you a mortgage anyway.
You told ‘em you couldn’t afford to pay it back, but they laughed and told you they’d take it easy on you with interest-only payments and an adjustable rate loan that you could take “a hundred years” to pay off if you wanted to.
So you signed on the dotted line and that’s when you found out that you and the entire country were about to take a fall.
WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!
Get comfortable on your pixilated weed-infested, unfinished circular driveway and WATCH THOSE LENDER’S FACES as you take aim when they pull up with the sheriff.
Enjoy 360 degree range of fire with REALISTIC SHELL EJECTION and DOUBLE BARREL SOUND.
FIRE ENDLESSLY in practice mode as lenders duck, dance and crawl for cover.
CHOOSE from debt-forgiveness and hostage styles of play.
Join the fun online and CREATE A VIRTUAL ARMY with millions of other angry ex-home owners all over the U.S. and all fantasizing about getting even.
Pro Version Add-Ons Include
- Bonus Pack with over 10 million foreclosed homes to choose from
- Hyper-link to Real Estate Agent Business Card Picture Target Galler
- Unscrupulous Contractor Slave Chamber with realistic hammer and tong
- Federal Home Own Bailout Button with sarcastic clown laugh and pop up, middle finger, “F You And Your Bailout” repeating action
* No money down – Buyer assumes all taxes, assessments and penalty fees, interest only for 10 day trial period with $250,000 principle payment due 11 days after signing - Sponsored by United Usurers of America, LLC; Member IMF, FHA, FHLMC, FDIC, NRA, NJ Teamster Local 883 and Federated Casino Workers of Greater Singapore.
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