App #1
Garbage Grab Gourmet
[Humiliatingly] Free
Description
Just because the U.S. social safety net has completely failed you and you’ve hit rock bottom doesn’t mean your palette has to suffer.
From the dumpster to your streetlamp-wired hot plate to a finished epicurean feast that will satisfy the most discerning of distended stomachs, Garbage Grab Gourmet teaches you how to turn ingredients scrounged from every day trash into fine dining on the go.
Gourmet Recipes Include:
· * Lemon Skin Braised Crunchy Chicken Ribs with Squishy Tomato Glaze
· * Chilean Cow Fat Flambé in Roasted Watermelon Rinds
· * Runny Flan Apple Core Surprise
What the Celebrity Chefs are saying about Garbage Grab Gourmet:
“I once ate the raw scrotum of a Bangkok river rat served to me on a bamboo skewer, but even I wouldn’t touch this stuff… Hey, fuck you - coming from me that’s a compliment.” - Anthony Bourdain
“I may be dead, but I’m not as dead as some of the ingredients you’ll use in Garbage Grab Gourmet … Bon Appetite!” - Julia Child
“365 days, 365 garbage cans, no repeats - this is gonna’ be the next big thing in real American cooking.” - Rachel Ray
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